Sunday, February 22, 2009

Saturday, February 21, 2009


This peculiar troll has traveled far and wide with the Wringling Brothers circus for a matter of troll decades. Its main acts were swallowing burning troll fetuses and walking the tight rope over a pit of troll hungary boa constrictors. She escaped from her cage at the circus and made her way under the dark bridges of Asheville. This is one reason not to let your kids out after dark. BEWARE, VERY FIESTY..


Trapasso came to town and hung out with us for a little bit before he did a 360 shuv. back home.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009



some of the local Asheville trolls brains have been chemically altered due to the inhaling of to much goblin grass. If one inhales more grass than there body weight then they might start thinking they are black. This is a very dangerous syndrome. Do not listen to lil' wayne around this troll or he will ruin the whole song by singing every word.

watermelon TROLL!!!!!!!!!

since spring time is coming around we thought that this watermelon troll would do the trick. As you can see her features are quite cannibalistic. This watermelon was just an appetizer before her main course of human flesh. BEWARE

Saturday, February 14, 2009


Yes everyone.. another "troll of the week" don't be afraid even though she looks like she can do some damage thats just the way her face looks. Your not fooling anyone troll.

No dad, Don't touch me there!!

no this isn't ludacris, its just another fine troll who was tired of looking like all her other brothers and wanted to become a black dude.

this might be the finest of the trolls and gnomes alike... she may have the smallest vocabulary of all the trolls but its ok... to much goblin grass.. 

your trolls are showing....

who stoll the cookie out of her jar?

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Thursday, February 5, 2009

would you like paper or plastic?

we found a young boy working at his local grocery store..Ingles, his boss Moriss runs a very tights shift around these parts. As you can see the young boys attire is utterly ridiculous.

On his lunch break we see that he likes to enjoy his 30 min snack of daily made sushi, popcorn, and the drink of the gods, a Mountain Dew, to wash it all down with.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

troll of the week

This fine troll specimen from the northern origin of south carolina has been last seen in the dark crevices of rory' s vibrating bed. Her favorite activities are eating slimy philly cheese steaks and lurking on skate sessions while wearing her emericas. There is reward money for the capturing of this TROLL: DEAD OR ALIVE.