Wednesday, September 22, 2010
This weeks troll goes by the name of ANNIE, Now this is a very ferocious creature ladies and gentlemen. She may seem like the sweetest most beautiful southern bell you ever laid eyes on. Im here to worn you, she somehow snuck into a vehicle of my siblings and caught a ride down to pay me a very disturbing visit. The Troll infiltrated my place of slumber and tossed me out on the street. She used her wizardry and Enormous bag of troll-mix (nuts and berries) to "hadouken" my bathroom into some sort of chemistry lab. Remains of hair and mysterious pink goop still line the bathroom sink. God only knows what she was creating, my guess is a potion keeping her in human form, but anyways the word is she was heading south to New Orleans to pay the already traumatized fragile people a cruel visit. Dont let her sink them teeth in ya America its time we ban together and keep creatures like this off the street.